Jason

A joke

Jason is a joke

by THANOS 123456? October 26, 2019

Freddy Vs. Jason

Probably the best horror movie, if not the best movie, of 2003, starring the two "slasher" film greats, Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, in an eventual battle to the "death." Freddy, on the one hand, was very agile and speedy, while Jason had sheer power behind his swings, so it was anyone's guess as to who would win. Although, all of us know it should have been Freddy who won instead of it ending as a draw...

Freddy would have won if it weren't for those meddling teenagers!!

by psykolord January 5, 2005

jason lewis

Conservative talk show host, known as America's Mr. RIght or Minnesota's Mr. Conservative. Originated in Minnesota on am radio then moved to North Carolina were he also had a radio show. He then went back to Minnesota and now has a very popular radio show on KTLK. He has filled in for Rush Limbaugh on several occasions. He is known for adhering to strict Conservative principles. He also set up the tax cut coalition that had 10,000 members join in less than a month. It was formed because of the 2.2 billion dollar surplus that Gov. Tim Pawlenty spent. His show is growing in popularity and he should have his own National syndicated show in no time.

The other day I joined Jason Lewis's Tax Cut Coalition.
I hope the greedy politicians give us our money back.

by Conservative Jesse December 22, 2007

Jasmon

The best boyfriend in the world. Hot commodity!!!! He is strong, handsome, funny, and caring. He will do anything for you. He always smells good and is amazingly smart!

All girls are jealous of his relationship.

Even your best friends will try to take him!

Girl 1: "He's perfect, he's everything I've ever wanted in a man!"

Girl 2: "You're soo lucky you've found your Jasmon!"

by Natasha910 October 2, 2010

Jason Derulo

A black R&B singer and dancer from Florida, Miami, famous with his pretty catchy single 'Whatcha Say'. Looks like the next Chris Brown.

Josh: Hey how's your date with that hottie?
Mike: Mmmm whatcha say?
Josh: I said how's your date with that hottie?
Mike: Mmm that you only meant well?
Josh: Say what?
Mike: Well of course you did. Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say). Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say.
Josh: Man, you're so Jason Derulo!

by damsel.cosmic March 17, 2010

Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

jason

Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone

yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere

by kennyismyman November 11, 2018