a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.
by lunarsauce July 15, 2011

Definition 1: A extremely copyrighted movie from the 70s
Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft
Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft
Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Def 1: Commander Mole is a bitch to plagiarize
Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands
Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands
Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
by XGN IKILLU December 21, 2019

The act of one male having intercourse of the doggy style position and the female eating out another female.
Gary was a superb Submarine Commander plowing Rhonda from the back and ordering her to eat out Melanie.
by JunkieJohn August 3, 2020

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by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023

Abbreviation: CoC
When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.
When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.
by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

"The Royal Hand Of OUR Crown"
A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.
It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.
Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.
Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.
Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.
It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.
Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.
Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.
Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "Son Of AmnRa" Legal KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Have Ordered Commandeered Army As Law Of OUR Lands As My "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" By As Given Me THE CONSTUTITION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Because I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "I Love My BONDS".
by The Capitalizied KING Of USA. May 1, 2022
