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Heroin Hillbillies

A grouping or collection of backwood savages, subsisting mainly on the chemical concoction of heroin or similar substances.
Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies
by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022
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hillbilly condo

Hillbilly condo is a condo in Florida where each owner does his own thing in a ridiculous manner to outdo his neighbor.
Hillbilly condo is seen in the South, primarily Florida. The owners are bound to uniformity by the bylaws but this doesn’t stop them from putting shells on railings, or memorials & advertising signs on the lawn.
by SeaCrone January 21, 2025
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Hillbilly Skydiving

When an individual gets extremely drunk, lays on their back and experiences that falling sensation.
Jared - "How drunk are you trying to get tonight?"
Aaron - "End goal is Hillbilly Skydiving!"
by medium-chungus August 23, 2025
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The Beverly Hillbilly

Having sex with a person that has a colostomy bag then force all the shit in her colostomy bag to one side so it’s taught then burst it with a pencil so rains down like black gold Texas T.
I took this chick home from the bar the other night and gave her The Beverly Hillbilly.
by MI KE B April 13, 2019
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fat hillbilly

Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.
The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.
by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016
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The Hillbilly Harmonica

The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.
by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020
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Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
by Get Pecked September 11, 2019
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