The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

Evan Hansen

A term used when you climb up a tree to watch the sunset and fall down. It becomes a full Ecan Hansen when you fall all alone

Masha:do you know why Annie isn't here today?
Palak:yeah, she pulled a Full Evan Hansen
Masha:I told her not to climb trees

by That boleyn girl January 23, 2026

national Hanley Day

National Hanley day is June 2nd.
This is HANLEY’s special day, so go find your Hanley and wish her happy Hanley day!

Me: Hey Hanley!
Her: what girly??
Me: Happy National Hanley Day!

by Jaeeeeeeeeeeeeee29999 March 6, 2025

Nick Hansen

You work today

I’m Nick hansening it! I’m Nick hansening it!

by Hawktuamaster October 18, 2025

Jannik Hansen

Jannik Hansen is a Male from Denmark in Europe. Jannik is 6’3 and benches 225 but that still doesn’t help him get attention from the ladies. Jannik’s biggest fear is women, as they refuse to talk to him because he is weaker then his gym bros

Person 1 : oh look, Jannik Hansen is eating out of the Trash bins again!

Person 2: Ew, Jannik is so gross.

by Mysterious muffin December 23, 2025

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020