Hale School

The rich Perth school is full of briefcase wankers. A large majority of their milfy mum's milk jugs can be found on the side lines of their rugby games. These boys walk like they have blue balls thinking they have large cocks but reality is they aren't even comparable to a Chinese politician's. They love sitting together with hands down each others pants, watching male naked mole rats rape the absolute fuck out of each other. Girls only consider Hale because of their parents deep pockets, younger brothers with slightly larger cocks and their lack of respect for the traditional owners of the land. Certain students enjoy sticking fingers in the ass of their oppositions.

Guy 1: "bruh, Hale School again?"
Guy 2: "those scrot munching monkeys can't even kick it!"
Guy 1: "I wonder if those pussy's balls have even dropped, squeaky mf"

by WesleyWankers May 12, 2021

haemorrhage

why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.

person 1: haemorrhage

by ring a ding July 24, 2021

halebopp

1. A comet (That's what it normally should mean)
2. A pirate (?)
3. A gerbil (?!?)
It is not quite clear how these different descriptions of the same person developped, but these meanings change from time to time in a inpredictable way.
Presently living on different islands... together with strange individuals of the same kind

Can be found close to some taverns, normally under the table!

by halebopp July 30, 2004

Haley Meghan Hance

The girl whom I am in very much love with, she also posted an Urban Dictionary Definition about me, but unfortunately was declined. Publish this and let her know that she is the most important person in my life. Haley Hance, I love you so very much! You are the definition of perfection and beauty! I love you!!!!

Have you heard about the girl Haley Meghan Hance who won Miss Universe without even entering? Yeah! Isn't that James Oulch's fiance?

by James Oulch May 2, 2013

hale

a "l33t h4x0r" who has discovered over 6000 vulnerabilities in windoze but doesn't tell anyone about them.

"dammit hale, stop rooting my boxes" - Bill Gates

by not hale, honest... August 26, 2003

Haley

Haley is a pretty, strawberry blonde. She has blue/green eyes and is of average height. Her boobs are big though. She is very smart and always strives for perfection. You will never catch Haley procrastinating. She can be quick to anger and is annoyed easily, but is really a sweet person. She is very quiet, but very approachable. You will have to be the one to make the first move, but she is so nice and interesting you'll be glad you did. Because she is so quiet it is so funny when she lets go and says crazy things. Haley never gives a boy with unpure intentions what they want. Haley is extremely moral. She is an amazing friend who will support and help her friends through whatever they are going through.

Guy: I tried a move on Haley last night.
Guy's Friend: How'd it go.
Guy: It didn't......
Guy's Friend: Have you ever even talked to her?
Guy: No, but she has big boobs.
Guy's Friend: You should've tried, she's really nice and interesting.

by Mrs.McCall December 17, 2012

Haley

Haley is a gorgeous girl with chocolate eyes and shiny auburn hair. She is kinda tall with long legs and a cute nose. She has pink cheeks and a light dusting of freckles. She was a chubby child which led to her fab body now. She loves J and S names and can have any guy she wants, but she is too shy. She looks like she has it all on the outside: friends, prettiness and popularity. But on the inside she is crying. Extremely sensitive but with a great sense of humor, if you can crack that hard shell exterior she's a winner. Loyal and empathetic, if you are a boy and have a Haley, hold on tight. She has the best lips to kiss and nice boobies and butt but totally skinny otherwise. She has an infectious, easy smile. She may not like to party hard, but other than drinking she's up for anything :)

Sean: ooh who's that hot ginger in the corner?
Matt: oh the one without a beer? That's a Haley, but you can go hook up with her i heard she's an amazing kisser.
*haley turns around
Sean: *gasp* geez look at that bod!

by herdoggie April 22, 2012