Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

Flogina

A dramatic youth with an apparent love of the 1980s and images of women. Dances like a black woman while resembling the literal colour of albino ice.

"Wow, Flogina, why are you singing and dancing while simultaneously watching Hoarders?"

by benetalia June 11, 2012

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014

Flogin the dolphin

to jack-off, to masturbate

"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"

by Vip member November 25, 2014

flogglefoot

A foot that got shoved up your butt by someone named Garrett Wilson.

Yeah, you like that flogglefoot in your ass. Don't you boy? Yeahhhh. Take it.

by Garebear777 August 17, 2015

flogglefoot

A foot that got shoved up your butt by someone named Garrett Wilson.

Yeah, you like that flogglefoot in your ass. Don't you boy? Yeahhhh. Take it.

by Garebear777 August 17, 2015