Frosting The Donut

To simultaneously defecate and vomit.

"Last night I was so wasted I sat on the toilet to take a dump, and before I could stop myself I'd frosted my donut."

by The Yellow Dart June 28, 2004

frost

also known as a cigarette

ex: yo can i bum a frost

by Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 3, 2008

Frosted the cake

Shitting in the urinal onto the urinal cake. The creamier the shit, the better.

Dude, Bob was soooo drunk that instead of shitting in the toilet, he frosted the cake.

by winterborn December 9, 2007

nipple frost

When your SO won't bang you for at least 3 days in a row. Or for older folks, when your SO refuses to warm your soup.

My wife has nipple frost because I stepped on her dog.

by stanktank January 7, 2016

Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker

Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker

by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022

Frosted Gem

When a person pees inside a condom and freezes it, then another person sucks on it like a popsicle.

He gave her a frosted gem.

by KrazyKatLady36 July 24, 2016

Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.

Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!

by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019