Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

by IAmYourFada August 01, 2014

Chest-Freeze

The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.

Chest-freeze sucks.

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 06, 2019

freeze up

When something threatens your system. This could be a job interview, performing on stage, giving a speech or a Glock 40 at yo azz.

Don't freeze up now! Talk that ish you was talkin' earlier.

by Cap Peeler March 02, 2024

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by November 18, 2020

Freeze Your Balls Off

any temperature that is 0 degrees or colder

holy crap it’s so cold it could freeze your balls off

by gorgy December 24, 2022

Mr. Freeze

Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home

Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”

by Gigi Mani November 21, 2021

Mr. Freeze

If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"

Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!

by superstepdaddy January 20, 2025