Floor Focus

When you get high, but have to go out to people, and you can't focus on anything except the floor.

- You seen this dude? He ain't nothing but floor focused.

by MosoumuPirsyr May 24, 2019

Floor Squash

a place in a rando primary school in Australia. ITS REAL IVE BEEN THERE!!!!

glory and grace

l l
___ Jeff lives at floor squash

by friend_of_shep April 8, 2022

Floor lamp

Lamp found on floor

The floor lamp is on the floor

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.

Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.

by smack_attack November 26, 2010

Floor Loko

When drink so much four Loko your body completely shut downs and you sleep on the floor.

- He hit the floor Loko faster than expected

by MarkusPepinivus February 14, 2023