The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.
by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018
Get the Floor Puzzlemug. One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.
Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011
Get the Floor Gnomemug. When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.
by smack_attack November 26, 2010
Get the floor soilmug. The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing
Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently
by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020
Get the floor fashionmug. Someone who regularly grinds their genitals into the floor to the point of climax.
Usually done while fantasizing about a person of interest.
Usually done while fantasizing about a person of interest.
by CappyboySteveman June 24, 2019
Get the Floor slutmug. by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019
Get the Crap on the floormug. 