english basement

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.
John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.
by bigredginger August 14, 2008
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English Major

1. One who went to college to major in English.
2. One who corrects your pronunciation of anything you say.
1. What are you goin to major in? "English."
2. Kara- It's 'electricity', not 'electwicity', you idiot!
Shawn- Shut up! English Major...
by Firehazel August 23, 2009
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english breakfast

a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
by tyronedashizzle April 30, 2007
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english pounds

(N) A term used to describe sterling currency.
1. Used to put greater emphasis on the value of currency in question.
2. Used to seperate the currency of the great nation motherland (England) from that of it's far shoddier neighbours (Scotland, Wales)
1. That cost me 10 ENGLISH POUNDS, look after it!

2. So that's 50 english pounds then, none of that foreign muck, no?
by paulh July 26, 2005
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British English

Gee, Dwayne, did you done heared them Limeys a-speakin' of with they British English jibber-jabber? Ah near falled out of mah trailer.
by OrangYahooUK March 08, 2013
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English people

A bunch of crooked nosed bastards that shag and finger each other with their cheesy hairy fanny and also do it with sheep’s the ugly long faced knobs.
Did you see all they English people fingering themselves with the new dildo 2000 bunch of fairy pricks they would be better of flying away with their wings
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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fractured english

What nerds use as a second language whilist talking online to various ethnic groups and social denominations. The use of this language helps the speaker communicate in such away that all who are talked to (whether they be petephiles or 12 year old asians) can understand the language.
EX. Fractured English
<squiggy>So liek what r u guyz up to.
<petephile>nm u?
<12 year old asian> i like warcraft.
by Jordan Spence August 06, 2006
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