by Cian_is_my_name February 13, 2023
Get the Curb Collectivemug. Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019
Get the Russian curb stompmug. When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
by duncanthedestroyer November 15, 2012
Get the Vietnamese Curbmug. by olipoly7754 June 6, 2021
Get the up the curbmug. Its used as a Verb
Meaning to put someones jaw on Cement then Stomping on his/her Head
Ex: I want to Curb-stomp that bitch so fucking hard.
Meaning to put someones jaw on Cement then Stomping on his/her Head
Ex: I want to Curb-stomp that bitch so fucking hard.
by Ea sports sucks December 17, 2022
Get the Curb-Stompmug. by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Curbmug. Curb Hermits (noun) —
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
In the wild:
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
by Heyitspatt May 29, 2025
Get the Curb Hermitsmug.