Curbing

The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other

“Hey Tony, stop curbing and order your food already!”

by Baldheadedslaphappygrandpappy July 31, 2018

Curbed

To be rejected by a crush in favor of someone else.

"John got curbed by Sarah, everyone knows she's got the hots for Jacob.

by Yet Another Lonely Man December 15, 2019

Biting the curb

Biting the curb, also known as ‘curb stomping,’ is when someone is forcefully made to place their teeth on a curb, followed by a stomp on the back of their head. This act often results in severe injury or death due to its brutality.

“ how did Brian die man ?”-joe
“They were recording him biting the curb for views on social media”

by Donthurtmenomore March 29, 2025

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by anonymous April 14, 2023

curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.

girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though

by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015

Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.

"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.

by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017