coconut ranger

a term of endearment for a person who is special to you. they are usually well known & well liked. they could be considered “popular”. you could use this phrase to describe a best friend or favorite person of yours.

Person 1: Do you know Juliet?

Person 2: Yeah man, she’s my coconut ranger!

Person 1: That’s dope! I always wanted one of those.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018

cobonostic

When a situation is difficult to describe and makes the heart feel warm.

People gathering and giving to the poor are cobonostic.

by Bobby33 December 16, 2008

Big Cacona

The reward you give to your female in sexual activity for pleasuring you. This reward includes your "Car" in her "Garage" before you get "Happy", then you try to get as "Happy" as possible and fast as possible till her "Garage" has to stretch and you leave a big old glob of "mayonnaise" to fill the "Garage". Scientists suggest to repeat this for extra pleasure to the woman. You might even get her to say "Big Cacona"! Once she says this, you are "THE MAN".

Last night my girl gave me a nice blow, so for a gift for doing this, I did the job of the Big Cacona!

by Rock Rockington March 25, 2009

coconut head

Someone who is zany, silly, kooky.

My best buddy and I are a couple of coconut heads

by Lydia M. May 21, 2005

Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 26, 2013

Cocknivore

Someone whos Sexual Diet Consist of Only Man Flesh(Ex. Penis)and does not like the Female Vagina or other body parts.

Ryan Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Austin Wilburn:Yeah me to
Ryan Marchand:Cool we Should go Skiing sometime
Austin Wilburn:Sounds Grand

by Danny D. and Joey T. March 2, 2008

COWdonna Cicone

An anorexic wannabe singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "pop" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".

Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".

She tried to stay "cool" by dating 22 year old, Jesus Luz.

She is also known as MANdonna.

Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Jesus for example" - COWdonna Cicone

by COWdonna September 19, 2009