Cart pusher

The bare minimum criteria of work, an unskilled and unvalued member of society whose presence will not be missed or needed, replaceable, unskilled laborer. A disagreeable person and overall menace to society. This term is similar to calling an individual a plebeian, retard, idiot, fuck up, stupid.

What are you gonna do about it? You fucking cart pusher!!!

by Lorenzo S September 10, 2025

Cart

The combination of a cough and a fart. Happens when a person has a gassy butt and tries to hold in a fart, but coughs and let's it out at the same time.

In kindergarten, I pulled a cart in the front of the class.

by Wednesdayfan102310 March 3, 2023

The Cincinnati Donkey Cart

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.

My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!

by Lizzinonsomezizuuuurp October 27, 2022

Mine Cart

When a man masterbates on his bed and rolled to his side and finishes on the ground.

John is going to Mine Cart tonight and clean it up tomorrow.

by 11x September 30, 2023

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that

Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021