Ashton

A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.

billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"

by lakenbacon October 30, 2022

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Local dildo dealer, likes fondling with Indian boys, can't play chess

watch out for ashton

by lilgatt January 14, 2023

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a good friend that’s seen as friendly, kind, or caring

“you’re the best ashton”

by builtforthestreets November 15, 2023

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Ashtons are dipshits who like to fuck everyone.

Ashtons are whores and dont know how to control themselves online and post random shit.

they also have strok mkdbug hijsknoapl

oh wait....

by An Ashton March 28, 2019

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To say someone is an Ashton is a term meant to describe what happens when more than one extra chromosome is present in the body. Examples of this are an overly large body mass accompanied by partial blindness but above all strange traits to the person such as having attraction towards inanimate objects (such as teddy bears).

Ashton loves big furry bears.

by Ashtontener February 20, 2023

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