by Devaracegonner March 24, 2020
by IFuckingHateEve December 06, 2023
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016
Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.
Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
by waterdarling February 12, 2019
Literally nobody can beat them. Wins every game. Never once missed the net. Genuinely the best lacrosse player in the entire universe.
by Toesandfeet April 28, 2022
A beautiful hardworking girl.She loves kids and has beautiful blonde hair and green eyes.She has 3 kids of her own and adopts 2 more.Everyone wants to be friends with her.Her smile is gorgeous
You know eva selfridge? She is my bestfriend!!
by Evadiva0910 December 17, 2016
A nickname for the hottest girl you’ll ever meet. Even though she may be in band she got a fat ass and an even fatter personality.
by shealilfreaky April 15, 2024