First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.
Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024
Get the melissamug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. 
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is pog
is anything good you could imagine
by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021
Get the Melissa/Melmug. Melissa is the most beautiful girl, in the entire world, she cares about other people, she will always be the persons shoulder your crying on, she funny and sometimes a little bit overprotecting.
She have a lot of friends, but her all time BFF is always Cecilie.
Melissa and Cecilie are both very funny and popular girls.
They both do very well in school. They are very good at dancing and playing piano
Melissa is a perfect girlfriend, she like to go on the beach or go to the movies, she loves horror and action.
Melissa likes when there is a person by her side when it’s hard, so it’s good that she a great friend like Cecilie, Cecilie is always there for Melissa and Melissa is always there for Cecilie
She have a lot of friends, but her all time BFF is always Cecilie.
Melissa and Cecilie are both very funny and popular girls.
They both do very well in school. They are very good at dancing and playing piano
Melissa is a perfect girlfriend, she like to go on the beach or go to the movies, she loves horror and action.
Melissa likes when there is a person by her side when it’s hard, so it’s good that she a great friend like Cecilie, Cecilie is always there for Melissa and Melissa is always there for Cecilie
by This is tru August 1, 2020
Get the Melissamug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Get the Melissa Fumero Is Eevee And Tracy Perdomo Is Pikachumug. Melissa Kate is a loyal friend who is someone you can come to talk to about anything. Melissa Kate hates to see others hurt or
struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.
struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.
by Bluepineapples4420 June 29, 2021
Get the Melissa katemug.