Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it

What day is it. It’s Jan 2

by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019

Jan Begović

Branimir

Jan Begović je glumio Branimira u Horvatovima

by Begić March 2, 2021

Jan-Willem

Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.

I wiss i was a Jan-Willem

by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017

Jan-Peer

Jan-Peer is an Aperol-Boy. He has eyes and is loyal. He is the kind of friend who will pick you up from the airport. Jan-Peer will break into your house do deliver important things.

Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.

“Have you seen Jan-Peer?”
“Yes he’s ordering Pizza and watching a movie with my mom.”

by FutureBadGodparent November 22, 2021

jan Dayman

A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈

Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.

by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy November 22, 2021

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

jan grewe

The hottest Boy you will every meet He has a very enormes Penis and great style.

Jan grewe ist sehr schön.

by Mr. Gezze January 4, 2017