JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever

Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

Jojo

A scammer that gets scammed

That Jojo just got her acount hacked.

by Jojo from jerz December 22, 2022

jojo

gorilla tag champion
plays fortnite and makes big messes
major hunch

ur acting like a jojo

by meowsclesnowwww December 28, 2022

Stop fkn jojo

When you have sexual intimacy with your beloved dog jojo. The semenation of jojos face

“Hudson stop fkn jojo”

by labob September 14, 2023

jojo

Out the way and laid but don't care about nothing.

Jojo - quite and nonchalant

by outthe wayyyyy September 23, 2023

Jojo

The most On9 person you ever see.

Jojo why are you so on9

by Diooooooooo November 22, 2021

JoJo

A person who likes to go on crazy expeditions with friends. The expeditions are considered Bizzare. They usually have two “Jo”s in their name. Sometimes they use breathing techniques or sometimes have punchy ghost thingies, usually not seen by people around them.

Watch Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure to see examples of JoJos

Did you hear how Jonathan Joemama defeated his evil vampire brother with his friend, Quickwagon?

Person 2: Wow! He’s such a JoJo!

by あなたは何ですか！？！？ November 22, 2021