chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017

Chinese Delicacy

A fetish play involving one participant playing the dominated 'dog' role. The dominant participant will say 'Asian' sounding words while stimulating the dog.

I'm getting bored of Cock and Ball Torture recently, so were gonna Chinese Delicacy out for a bit.

by GautamaJesus August 24, 2020

Chinese Junkyard

Taint

The area between the butt and genitals

“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”

by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021

Chinese Mingle

To Chinese Mingle is to aggressively haggle to a point where you walk away thinking you’ve been given a great deal, but in reality, you have been swindled.

Aww shit Donkey, I’ve been Chinese mingled.

by Tim Selleck April 22, 2022

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

by Thumperton April 25, 2011

chinese bathtub

A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.

Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.

by Drunkerooni March 25, 2017