wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

Wizard Eyes

A stare given to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

Dude, did you see Greg in math class, he gave me Wizard Eyes! I'm freakin' out bro! FREAKIN' OUT!

by Doodes McGrey April 18, 2011

barefoot wizard

jimmy buffets nickname

guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard

by black [ass] negro August 3, 2010

wizarding

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.

A: Hey man, what happened to your face?
B: Oh, me and the guys went wizarding last night.

by 5CH5 September 23, 2012

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

Witwatersrand

For the times when you want to call someone a twat without them or anyone knowing; alternative word for the word twat

'you are such a witwatersrand'
'what's that?'
'oh nothing'
*smirks to self*

by RoaldDahlsBookshelf November 1, 2020

Witz

Verb/ nounDIALECT•US
(chiefly in south Florida) used to refer to a thing, place, person, or event that one need not or cannot give a specific name to.
"Look at this tv o witz it has a very good picture.

Also used as an pejorative term used to describe someone of Jewish origin.

“He is a real witz asking for a discount at the grocery store”

Can also be used as a descriptive work to explain an event or situation

“Who ate all the Oreos I got witz’d”

“Whatcha cooking chicken o witz”

by Sumguy4suc March 2, 2021