jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.

Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot

by Lightweight4545 May 21, 2016

jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.

The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.

by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007

Russian Jump

when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.

"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Ad jumping

Ad jumping is basically reporting a google or a youtube ad in order to skip it, normally is used more often in youtube, as it removes the ad
not many people know this technique, but i'm showing you the art of ruining economy in order to skip 5 seconds of an random ad,
Small tip: When you click on a video, put your mouse on the left down corner, spam it and press report ad, and you just skipped an ad in 2 seconds.

Guy 1: Hey dude, im really tired of ads even though they help the economy, and i want to spend less time watching those, what can i do?
Guy 2: normally i would say get the heck out of my house brian, but i recommend you to use ad jumping, very easy and you spend 0 cash on Adblocker plus, now please get out of my house or i will call the cops on you
Guy 1: ok jeez.

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- August 6, 2021

Gillette Jump

The New England Patriots equivalent to the Lambeau Leap
Named after the stadium that the Pats play at

After Welker scored his 2nd touch down, he went over to the crowd and did a Gillette Jump.

by BOSOX2007 January 22, 2012

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it

Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.

by dangitdangit February 28, 2012