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wound shaming

when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw
Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022
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Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.
Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.
by JSmidt August 5, 2025
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