marius von hagen 

also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe
he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis
hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich
he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely
he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)

marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture*
rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!

marius von hagen by Rosé-Marie Dupain December 23, 2021

Dita Von Teese 

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

Dita Von Teese by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

dita von teese 

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

dita von teese by Darling April 19, 2004

leaning to von dutch 

dressing your lil'johnson in a mini tuxedo and putting on a play for your gay neighbour, who just happens to be from the Netherlands

i may lean a bit von dutch, for my friendly neighbour patrick

leaning to von dutch by Toon November 5, 2003

Baron Von Douchenstein 

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"

Baron Von Douchenstein by [e-mail] February 22, 2011

King Von 

King Von is an Chicago rapper, from O block since he's an B.D. (Black Disciples) one of the most dangerous, well known, largest gangs in Chicago. The Chicago rapper 'died' on November 6th 2020 from an set-up by 'Lil Durk, which is why I don't listen to 'Lil Durk or Quando Rondo, and I'm sure you're aware of the Music Industry so you know it was a sacrifise. Most people now N' days know about the dark side of the industry so I don't see no point of them trying to say ''It's not true'' even rappers told millions of their fans that it's true. So, stop.

Person 1: You heard about King Von's tragic death? Person: 2 Ooh, yeah of course I did it had to be a blood sacrifise or something since to many people know about the industry.

King Von by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

Luke Von Fabre 

Main character of the game "Tales of the Abyss", used to show the idiocy or inexperiance of somone.

"You're like Luke Von Fabre!"

Luke Von Fabre by plinkochip November 12, 2006