United Statesing

When you colonize a country and fill it with your people to show how powerful you are, but that country ends up becoming more powerful than you are.

British Empire: I will colonize North America and show how powerful my empire is.
George Washington: Fancing some United Statesing. Hold my musket.

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A United State Of America Ferrerra: The First Juvenile Release《 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A United State Of America Ferrerra: The First Juvenile Release《 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿》

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there's cats in UnitedstatesCanadaMexicoPanamaHaitiJamaicaPeru.

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Jim is from the united states, therefore he's a Unitedstatesian

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A literal translation of the Spanish word Estadounidense, which is the equivalent of American in Spanish

Me: what’s the English translation of estadounidense
Spanish teacher: unitedstatesian
Me: ¿que?

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