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work for the mafia

an elegant way of excusing yourself from present company to go take a shit.
"excuse me for a moment, i must go work for the mafia"
by cin- May 5, 2014
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Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
mugGet the Mustache Mafiamug.

crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
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Ohio Mafia

The Ohio Mafia is a Mafia in Ohio that gets paid in corn. They will banish people who make Michigan look even remotely decent to the shadow realm, and do shady stuff.
Bryce: Yo, what happened to Brian?
Chris: The Ohio Mafia got to him.
by Gorge Da Firs January 27, 2023
mugGet the Ohio Mafiamug.

Tech Mafia

Tech Mafia A black hat cyber team allegedly known for the Cyber attacks that led on Cyber security news Crypto currency mining with artificial intelligence and Crypto currency ransomware
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci

Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo

Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)

Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data

Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker

Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)

Justi (Core member)

Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)

Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter
by Fcvv August 24, 2020
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Beaner Mafia

Tom: “what’s beaner mafia?”

Jose: “a junior mafia for beaners you cracker
by Beanerbois December 14, 2018
mugGet the Beaner Mafiamug.

Truck Mafia

A collection of faggots who think liking trucks, lady dippers, rebel flags, and cowboy buttsex are all qualities to make them "country"
Bro, join the truck mafia, we have stickers! YEE YEE dip Skoal where my lady dippers at?
by sneakerhead03 June 7, 2016
mugGet the Truck Mafiamug.

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