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Jack

"Yeah well they don't call him Jack for nothing"
by glittergal May 5, 2015
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Jack

Jack is a strong, intelligent, charming man. He is always helping others out and always has a smile on his face. Jack is also very brave. He is such a gentle men and it's always nice to be around jack
Girl: im moving to Tennessee
Jack: that's right. Cause your the only ten I see
by Jthomps22 December 12, 2014
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Jack

Me: I love you Jack
by spectrral January 14, 2022
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jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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jacks

slang for a £5 note... comes from "the jackson five"
lend us a cockle.... sorry mate only got a jacks on me...
by jackmandigger May 31, 2007
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Jack

A lad who wishes he could have all the babes but really just likes getting off to Flash-porn
Hey did you see the new episode of the Flash?

Nah I was too busy being a Jack and jacking it
by LurlyBants October 1, 2016
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Jack

Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have
by awesomesauce155 May 21, 2013
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