Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

dump account

An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.

Stefano this isnt a dump account.

by Maureen September 12, 2016

Ninja Dump

A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.

Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"

by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006

After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.

Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.

by Damdman September 7, 2013

Copper-Dump

To rid of pennies in a change collection

I just took a huge Copper-Dump yesterday

by SILVER JACKER March 29, 2010

Spanish Dump

The shit you take (or have to take) immediately after eating Mexican food.

"Those burritos are gonna go right through me."
"You need to take a Spanish Dump, quick!"

by W4LDEN April 23, 2015

dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009