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The secret to summon a dumbass Masterchill
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by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022
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First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
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Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
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Commander Mole

Definition 1: A extremely copyrighted movie from the 70s

Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft

Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Def 1: Commander Mole is a bitch to plagiarize

Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands

Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
by XGN IKILLU December 21, 2019
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Submarine Commander

The act of one male having intercourse of the doggy style position and the female eating out another female.
Gary was a superb Submarine Commander plowing Rhonda from the back and ordering her to eat out Melanie.
by JunkieJohn August 3, 2020
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Commander Chud

a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.
Mike: hey, sup commander chud

brandon: sup
by lunarsauce July 15, 2011
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Bum Commander

A male supervisor in the work place who likes to look at mens bums.
oh look there's the Bum Commander checking out Brian and Vinnys arses again!
by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020
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