Teddy

Refers to a young male who is morbidly obese and is poked and prodded by others because of their immense size.

Hey Teddy, your nipples are poking through your shirt again… SYFM and let me grope your love handles.

by show.time_ June 16, 2025

Teddy

A dog. Usually hates people with multiple dogs. A Teddy looks like a teddy bear. They are usually all bark and no bite

Aw she looks like a Teddy

by Dangthatsalongname November 10, 2018

[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 August 4, 2008

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Teddy pink

A boy with a big dick that is a monster in bed

Teddy pink dick is big

by Dave1048 April 30, 2022

visa teddy

the drive through

lets go through the visa teddy!!

wow thats one ransom spunkish word!

dude i know hella lot better than drive through!

by poki porcupine August 21, 2008

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025