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Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.
Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.
by Alt Hype May 28, 2018
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Trophy

Something we get a kid but all want as a man.
by Fuckface32 May 16, 2017
mugGet the Trophymug.

banana trophie

a very large chodethat girs love to eat.
wow that guy has a banana trophie
by richard the bitcherd February 18, 2018
mugGet the banana trophiemug.

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”
by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023
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