American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.

ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.

American Tech Support by jacobishott December 26, 2011

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

Students Offering Support by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

Dinosaur on life support by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

Tech Deck Support 

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

Tech Deck Support by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018

Pounding the devil’s support beam 

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

Pounding the devil’s support beam by MunchiesX October 17, 2020

hannibals.child.support 

hannibals.child.support is a person named Brianni. They currently have 586 followers on tiktok and 11.9k likes. They mostly post content about dccomics.

Have you seen hannibals.child.support‘s new post about not being in urban dictionary?

hannibals.child.support by simpforcomics June 8, 2021

Queer/gay support day 

September 22nd is gay/queer support day. Draw a pride flag on you or something you carry to show support to the lgbtqia+ community!

"Hey its queer/gay support day!"
"We should draw pride flags on us to show support!"

Queer/gay support day by AnonymousDefinltion September 21, 2021