sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Billable Sales

Easiest way to piss off your assistant manager

I clicked billable sales and now James has gone emo-james

by Electrix7716 March 20, 2022

The Estate Sale

There's two outcomes of why you came here

1- You're searching for the deluxe for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler, The Creator

Or

2- You were bored and decided to search this for no reason

The Estate Sale is a deluxe version for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler the Creator that released on 2023

Sam: Hey have you heard of Call Me If You Get Lost: The Estate Sale?

Salem: No.. what is that?

Sam: you're definitely missing out

by AnonWT. December 31, 2024

bag sale

1. A female with an ugly face but a hot body.

She looked hot at first but when she turned around she was a total bag sale!

by joshy rotten October 17, 2008

Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.

Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

carter sales

The best friend that i got but can forget some things that he knows.

OMG! Its carter sales by bff's!

by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017

Zimbabwe Ringtone Sales

A stan twitter inside-joke that focuses on Beyonce and her stans bringing up unusual metrics wherein she is higly acclaimed.

"Help I noticed that Beyonce is not getting enough streams compared to our faves"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"

by Saitama123 August 31, 2025