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skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic
" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "
by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005
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Skip Dinner

If you’re not free till the 22nd and I’m busy from the 21st onward should we just skip dinner?
by Dr Clap Cheeks December 11, 2019
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Go Skip Rocks

To go fuck off away from here
"Your little brother Timmy wants to come shoot dice? Tell him to skip rocks. "
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."
by NightKnightTonight April 20, 2024
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skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Skip

Sometimes an activity, but also known for creative, very social bald gentlemen.
I just ran into Skip and god does he look great.”
by Carl Manhattan November 24, 2021
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Skip the Cutscene

I have something important to tell you but i'll just skip the cutscene and show you a video
by Mike BeanFox January 10, 2023
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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
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