SIMP

A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.

Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp

by NotInvolved February 16, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything for alil p*ssy

Connor is such a simp

by Fishpog April 2, 2020

Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.

Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*

by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020

Simp

Isaiah.

Isaiah is such a fucking simp ngl.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

simp

Squirrels In My Pants.

episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning

by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020

Simp

The unfortunate top laners of the League of Legends community who have the ill will to face LarryBigBrain in game, where they will indubitably be daddied.

The population of simps has dwindled to near extinction due to the efforts of Daddy Gnar in purging them from existence

by SimpSlayer April 30, 2020