Relationship Welfare

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.

Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare

by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010

relationship object

A common way of men (especially American men) being treated by women, whereby the man is valued not for who he is, but for the role that he fulfills in the woman's life. Similar to the way some men treat women as a sex-object.

Wow, Julie has no clue as to what her husband wants or needs, it's all about her. The poor guy is a total relationship object.

by ajd6460 April 24, 2010

Relationship Points

aka Relay Points

a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.

Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?

Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?

by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011

Relationship New Year

Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!

Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.

Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.

by McLovinsauce February 15, 2014

Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016

reberation

The technical term for having the mind of a child or being born again.

You must go through reberation before you see the kingdom

by Cosmicwatchmaker May 17, 2018

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018