Randy

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. When he's not training his dog to harass farm animals, he can usually be found in his pumpkin patch playing with himself and fondling literal melons.

Nobody likes him and his mom dresses him funny. He smells like macaroni and cheese and I'm 75% sure that he's an alien.

Randy is such an asshole.

by Toasttttt October 12, 2014

Randy

Randy is the short term word in virgi lang for Random. Not the males name.

Whose that randy ass motherfucker?

Whose that random ass motherfucker?

And some Randy, got me pregnant.

by Victory102 January 4, 2014

Randy Orton

The Hottest wrestler in the wwe today
And a damn good wrestler

He has managed to beat other wrestlers constantly when nobody thought he would

by Randy_Orton_is_sexy July 19, 2005

Randy

The elite soldier of the sith, the apprentice of darth sidious.

Randy is the coolest guy alive

by The mysterious blah blatrix July 15, 2008

Randy

Somebody who isn't know very well, oftenly thinks they are better than everyone else.

MassiveChoons: hi guys
WiKi_KiKi: stfu gay randy
MassiveChoons: wow ur rude i will ddos u
WiKi_KiKi: ok soz m8 i call fbi now

by Zythril February 14, 2015

Randy

The best person you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and will do anything to make you happy. Randy will give you hugs at the most random of times and will say "I love you" every chance he gets. If you are not currently in contact with a Randy, you need to find one as soon as possible.

Friend: "Why do you like that guy, Randy?"
Me: "Randy is the most amazing person I could ever hope for."

by don't.mess.with.me May 17, 2015

Racist Randy

Someone who automatically brings racism into a conversation.

Bob: Hey, just finished helping paint my school!

Tim: Hey nice job!

Jon(randy): what color?

Bob: White!

Jon: so its a white school? You racist!

Bob and Tim: what a racist randy!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014