A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
Get the Alan & Pedromug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Pedro HokAgeS Named Pedro<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. by Billybob6775588 $$ January 23, 2016
Get the pedro momug. It means nothing useless no thing with no dreams or hope or faith a guy who never needed friends but he gives good advice
by Silver-4521 September 24, 2020
Get the Pedromug. Pedro Ortiz is a hot ass guy who is dating a really pretty girl named Aubrey sams. She’s fucking insane and will kill anybody for him. don’t mess with her bf!
by emo unicorn November 24, 2021
Get the Pedro Ortizmug. by Mexico 🇲🇽 January 2, 2021
Get the Pedro Lopezmug. Pedro is cooler defines the person 'Pedro' who has a huge amount of swag. He is much cooler than the average person and often denies it as he is humble. If you happen to meet a Pedro is cooler guy you should keep him forever as they're a rare breed.
by ahemmmmmm March 14, 2021
Get the pedro is coolermug.