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The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.
1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...
by LeCarl302 February 13, 2021
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Philippines porn movement

A movement that seeks to make the Philippines a porn and sex heaven where the entire country is covered in porn studios and tity bars etc. and the whole country is one big porn and sex shop etc.
by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011
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Sid Philips

A toy-destroying character in Toy Story, who is the toys' worst nightmare. In Toy Story 3, he is a garbage man.
Sid Philips loves to blow up toys for fun
by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010
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Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac

The is the greatest offence ever created, it is the brain child of the person who added it to the urban dictionary. The phrase (Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac) means, someone who has sex with someone the same sex as them, related to them, whilst they are dead and on fire.
An example of Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac is:

A Boy walks into a grave yard finds his great great great uncle, digs him up, sets the corpes alight and has sex with it.
by Adamski Belletovinch December 1, 2006
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Philipino girls

When u go down the street and occasionally see the bad ass chicks - that is mean u have met philipos girls. Beware of them!!! They watch ur ass while eating cookies, they will slap ur ass every second, they have fucking accent ... and ... and they wear gerders, which in their language means big breasted bras....
Look!Look! Philipino girls r watching ur ass!!!
by The pervert September 29, 2011
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fico philiac

A mental illness whitch cause's a person to be romanticaly, and sexually involved with poop. A fico philiac loves to ingage in sexual relations with poop.
Tim is a fico philiac, he enjoys fucking shit
by John E. H. January 14, 2007
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Philippines

a country run by variety shows with that fag joey de leon and that fool willie revillame.

both mofos are making a lot of money out of sarcasm, the minority and making fun of uneducated people as well as the poor people. those two dip shits needs to get out of the air and get a gun, shoot each other between their eyes. those two are perverted fucks that need to die. if they do. the philippine will be a better place to live in.
GMA: what do you think will happen if joey de leon and willie revillame run for presidency?

Me: my mind is filled with apathy so much, i dont vote. why would i care. politics in the Philippines is so corrupt anyway.

Me again: hey! why the fuck am i talking to you? you cheating-for-presidency-lying-bitch!
by kahayop August 19, 2009
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