Abu Malik Oakes Jr.

Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.

Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.

by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022

Live oak high in watson

a school of fake people and liars who are about as real as Barbie

Wow that girl is so fake she must go to live oak high in Watson!

by ayooooooshsbsb November 2, 2018

the holy trinity oak park

hooking up with someone from oak park & river forest high school, fenwick, and trinity during your high school years.

i’m so close to completing the holy trinity oak park!

by wjdichevwvndichsv April 2, 2019

fat nippled oak tree

A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.

Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.

by Busty Jew April 20, 2018

Oak Forest Cheeseburger Deluxe

Cheeseburger including: artisan bun, meat, cheddar cheese, lettuce, grilled onion, american cheese, poop, cocaine, and snot

Yo that Oak Forest Cheeseburger Deluxe was fire af

by Niggago February 14, 2019

White Oaks Secondary School

Let's be honest, if you go here you're one of three things:
- A sped

- A pothead

- Anti-social

White Oaks Secondary School is the most boring highschool in Oakville. That's saying a lot.

by SaltyPenis May 5, 2020

oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020