A stan twitter inside-joke that focuses on Beyonce and her stans bringing up unusual metrics wherein she is higly acclaimed.
"Help I noticed that Beyonce is not getting enough streams compared to our faves"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"
by Saitama123 August 31, 2025
Get the Zimbabwe Ringtone Salesmug. by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020
Get the Salemug. a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.
Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
by shotdownNflames August 15, 2007
Get the Yard Salemug. When a company raises prices by a large percentage, then declares a sale on the same items for a smaller percentage, giving the impression of big savings but in reality pocketing higher profits than usual. References Little House on the Prairie episode "Harriet's Happenings" (1978) in which the Mrs. Oleson raises the price of her goods 50% but advertises a 30% discount. "We'll make a 20% profit!"
by KittenWithaWhip December 1, 2011
Get the Olesen Salemug. by Z Cool December 21, 2023
Get the Sales mercialmug. A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
Get the Joke-Salemug. A really good business based out of Michigan, northern Indiana and Ohio. They sell all kinds of trees and plants! Give em' a shout
Person 1: "DRO2 tree sales planted my trees! The neighborhood loves them!"
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."
*we will never hear from Person 2 again*
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."
*we will never hear from Person 2 again*
by Gettinlaid69420 June 30, 2022
Get the DRO2 tree salesmug.