Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

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When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

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help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

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I am in great pain. please help me.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

by ThathandleisalreadyinuseWHAT'S May 24, 2021

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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

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I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

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