collar bag

n. The 21st century "frat-tastic" type who wears his collar in the "up" position. His predecessor was the quintessential 80s "cool guy" sporting Oakley Razorblades and day-trading junk bonds.

Variations: collarbag, collar-bag, bag

"My girlfriend dragged me into Abercrombie the other day. It was unbearable. Wall-to-wall collar bags."

"Look at those douche bags with their collars up. Collar bag, yo!" (Sung to the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl".)

by Josh Evilsizor July 23, 2008

whiskey collar

a collar that wants to be popped, but cant quite get it up

I saw this frat boy at Lollapolooza, and he totally had Whiskey Collar.

by bibliogrrl September 11, 2008

on the collar

a gay man, homosexual, fag, fruity

"Hey Simon, look at that drink Dave ordered."

"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit on the collar."

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Tom Cruise is a bit on the collar.

by flightsabove January 23, 2008

Knob Collar

Foreskin

As I taught the students on how to pronounce 'foreskin' and as im female and due to some of them being foreign. We reached the point during the lesson where variations of the word needed to be shown. Among them was 'knob collar' as a slang variant.

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green June 27, 2015

Collar duster

chest hair beginning at the neck or a lower neck mustache protruding above he collar

Did you see the size of the collar duster coming out of that guys ascot?

by unfiguroutable July 11, 2015

White collar porn

A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.

Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.

by Starskipper November 1, 2018

White Collar's Tan

Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.

"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."

The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.

"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."

by KewlDewd99 August 6, 2017