popped your comment cherry

being the first to post a comment

yeah bitches, I popped your comment cherry, now what?

by BhadChad March 19, 2011

Porno music slash comment time

What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.

Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...

by Natalie Tran August 22, 2011

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A nightmare

Me: Let's read the comments
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by Deadboydoor517 July 9, 2021

stupidest comment on earth

a statement that not only contradicts itself but portrays the speaker as a complete and utter buffoon.

: "it doesn't matter how many people agree...you're still wrong" is the stupidest comment on earth

by ByronEsc August 14, 2006

shadow like/shadow comment

type of posting or marking a comment on social site and then deleting it.

This produces the "flash message" equivalent: you can see this information only once and even the notification vanishes! (at least on f*)

Tyro did shadow like/shadow comment on my photo from vacation with his unfunny thin veiled insults.

by pablo vitasso February 14, 2013

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010