mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 9, 2003

Mermaiding

To fuck someone with both feet, or to fist someone with both feet.

My feet are cramped from mermaiding your mom all afternoon.

by Rolf Exton & Humphrey Garden April 16, 2013

mermaid

half lady half fish

I'm a mermaid

mermaids are epic

by unipugsrule August 7, 2016

Mermaid

Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.

Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!

by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016

The merman

When you put both your feet in a womans vagina at the same time and you flap about like a fish or a 'Merman'.

" That birds well dirty mate, she let me do the merman"

by Bere Oust. February 9, 2010

furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.

"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"

by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008

little mermaid

David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.

The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.

by Professor Forbin April 29, 2005