martha

when you shave you arms to early
that everyone can tell you shave your arms
because it looks all prickly
but its too short to shave again

"omg that miss has prickily hair on her arms"
"lol thats a baddd martha"

by laterstar April 26, 2008

Martha's Vineyard

A very nice little island off the coast of Massachusetts. Its residents believe that the summer tourists, most of which are quite wealthy and have multimillion-dollar homes there, are stupid and snoobish. Unfortunately, this is not true, as the all year inhabitants are drug abusers and alcoholics.

The Island is well known to be the summer homes of the wealthy and quite a few celebrities, including the Clintons and Actor/Director Spike Lee.

I can't wait to get down to the Vineyard and rub money in those people's faces.

If you don't have a summer home on Martha's Vineyard, you are either a pauper living there or a pauper anywhere else.

"I love to laugh in the faces of the year-round residents who clean my home. I believe I'll go out on the yacht... you, Vineyarder, make yourself useful and bring the cask of Sherry!"

by ScottPwn0r November 10, 2007

Martha

Abnormal, plan changer, weirdo, a person that sees no wrong in herself

Please can you look after eadie tonight and I'll take her to school in the morning....
Ok
Can you take her to school instead?
No
You're abnormal
Excuse me???
You're the Martha here

by Ann1mac October 4, 2017

Martha

She is a popular girl for either being kind or mean you wouldn’t want her as a best friend because she will most likely let you down and her looks are regular not gorgeous but not ugly.

“Wow Martha’s so popular”

“Ugh Martha left me to hangout with the boys”

by Martha sucks October 9, 2020

Martha

An alcoholic woman who only drinks, because her husband can’t stop drinking. When they’re both drunk all hell is loose. They both can’t handle alcohol. Especially Martha, who hates to admit she’s the worst kind of drunk. A suicidal drunk. She also claims to be bisexual and threatens to leave her husband for a woman. But nobody sees that happening, because she’s a hypocrite. One day she loves women and the next she’s over them. I really just wish these two can figure out that they are not soulmates and just split already.

Jake: Bro I’m so Martha right now!
Mike: How many beers did you drink?

Jake: 4

Mike: Yeah..... you need to stop drinking now.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019

Martha

A not nice girl who you think is your friend but in reality, she will just let you down and hang out with some boys like colin or Ryan something like that.

Martha: sorry but I think it is better if we are not friends.
Me: oh don't worry honey everyone wants to say that about you too.

by les be lit November 5, 2019

martha mendoza

The most amazing woman in the world. A woman that is: beautiful, down to Earth, honest, humble, open-minded, sympathetic, loving, faithful, and caring. A woman with a bright future and can achieve anything she puts her mind to. Wife material and mom material. A great two sport student athlete and could dominate any other sport if she decided to play it. A woman who means it when she says she loves you. Dillon's other half. Ms. Kitty. A kid at heart. A goofy woman who speaks in funny voices. A b-e-a-utiful woman. A pretty, pretty princess.

Im the luckiest man in the world because of Martha Mendoza

by Dillon B. January 22, 2014