An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020
Get the Mariah Careymug. by SKGoddess January 18, 2023
Get the Mariah Annmug. A Mariah is one crazy person. Boy oh boy. Whenever they are around they are always messing around and making jokes that aren’t even funny. They get so fired up whenever you talk about their experience in clown collage so remember not to bring it up in front of them unless you really truly actually want to get slapped in the face. They are about the height of a small pig and play basketball like Aaron Rodgers so make sure to compliment them next time you see them. Also a Mariah is a gangsta and eats popsicles with her teeth.
by One Bad@$$ grandma February 21, 2022
Get the Mariahmug. “Mariah cheated on me again”
Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
by Anotherinternetweirdo May 29, 2021
Get the Mariahmug. Mariah decker is the type men will bow to. She is the word itself of strong. Mariah decker isn't good at love but if she does love you you will be blessed by the juice of gods loins. She is to the end of world loyal and you tie her down she will never cheat. She has a look that stares deep into your soul past the bullshit right to what matters. Mariah decker has eyes that will bring countries down. Beware though she is a very deadly thing.
by Lonewolf _alphawolf July 5, 2022
Get the Mariah deckermug. Mariah is a female who always wants to take other people boyfriend. Most Mariah's have gaps and have pigeon toes. She is very creative such as drawing. She is basically a HOE and will always be for the rest of her life.
by Sally James. November 8, 2019
Get the Mariahmug. Rich & Pretty ! Phattest gorilla grip you'll ever see if ur lucky. Making niggas pockets go inside out and about with just a smile and a hair flip. This girl has it all.
by notmariah November 22, 2021
Get the Mariahmug.