Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!

by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021

leaking.anitok

leaking.anitok is a mf that spends all his free time to leak pedos and discord mfs

Jimmy:Hey do you know leaking.anitok?
June:Yea isn’t that mf that leaks pedos like jemar and chino?
Jimmy:Oh yea!

by bhpn March 21, 2022

Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 23, 2022

Loafing

Loafing; a verb for a cat when they are sitting down. They have a very particular position, which is now know to common society as the "loaf." Loafing is the action of being a loaf, and loafed mean past tense.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.

"Why are you loafing, in the middle of the floor!" - A human talking to their cat, loafing on the floor.

by Ōkamii :] September 24, 2022

Leaking Luke

When someone is pegged so far up their ass that it starts to leak diarrhea for days.

Luke likes it when Lucy turns him into a Leaking Luke!

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 23, 2023

Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008