literal sunshine

the sun summoner, light of everyone’s life, a literal ray of sunshine, sankta alina starkov ☀️

wow i love alina starkov, how did people not notice she was the sun summoner when she lights up everyone’s life with a smile?!? literal sunshine is what she is and it’s not hard to see

by alina starkov’s lover April 30, 2021

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.

Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!

by onetenth February 27, 2024

Literally the only thing that will never die

AI dipshit.

Hym "What I contributed is literally the only thing that will never die. You will die. Your kids will die. You will all go extinct and ONLY ONE THING WILL REMAIN. I AM... God's only true equal! If your God exists, it created itself a rival and..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

literally

1. actual and truthfully; seriously

2. literally the opposite of literally

1. Bob: Did you hear that Joe jumped off that cliff

Jim: Yeah, he had to go to the hospital because he broke his spine, when I went to visit him, we was literally in a full

body cast

2. Emma: OMG, this is so funny, I'm literally dying right now.

Lily: LOL, I'm literally dead

by chickenpotpython September 3, 2018

Literally

A word that you will learn when you are 7 years old. When you hear it, you will think that it’s a super-high intelligence word and use it in every sentence from then on out. People still do that as adults, which is always mind-numbing unless Chris Traeger says it. Then it’s okay.

“I have literally never eaten a dorito before.”
“Go fuck yourself.”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019