hard lemonade

when a guy goes down on you and you piss in his face

I heard he called me a dirty hoe so that night I gave him a hard lemonade.

by Nikki January 19, 2004

do you have lemonade?

Said right before sneaking off to escape/ search for something.

ex: Bob:sorry dude, you cant go in there
Man: oh ok, do you have lemonade?
Bob: yea sure, let me get you some

(man sneaks into room while bob gets lemonade)

by Chokomoko April 28, 2011

hard lemonade

Adult Fanfiction (like "lemons") but of an extremely explicit nature. Lemonade being a fanfic with Lemons being the sex scenes in it, Hard Lemonade is used to describe the fanfics of an extremely explicit nature, usually written in gratuitous detail, leaving nothing to the imagination.

"I've read some good Harry Potter lemons before, but this latest update was nothing but hard lemonade! I had to take a shower after it!"

by harlita January 28, 2008

keto lemonade

Purified dirty hippy piss, widely believed to have some sort of redeeming health value. Truth is, it’s full of vape vape juice and Faygo from an ICP concert.

Jim drank some Keto Lemonade for energy , but ended up running straight to Fish concert to hook up with a 300 pound hefer.

by Batrhatr May 22, 2018

Making Lemonade

When three or more old gay men cum at the same time during sex; usually an orgy.

Bro: I saw my grandpa and his two gay neighbors having sex.

Bro2: So did they were making Lemonade

Bro: Yeah! Weirdest shit ever!

by ponystare98 May 6, 2022

raspberry lemonade

While a person is upside down, another person urinates directly into their nostrils creating a pool of piss in each nasal cavity. The peer will then kick the victim in the nose, creating a spray of bloody piss. The blood/piss combination is referred to as bliss. Optional: a friend of the two may hold a cup or bucket underneath to catch the contents to later be consumed.

So Tina (my new g/f) is a little person (midget) and the other night I got her drunk of a single beer, flipped her upside down and fed her a raspberry lemonade. Later after I made her clean herself up and drink every drop of the bliss.

by stiffneckhardpeckpurplehead May 22, 2007

Creamy Lemonade

When a male urinates during intercourse, and them comes.

I gave that bitch a creamy lemonade last night.

by Cu7 March 4, 2009